I MITE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CENTIPEDES

(Thanks to Capa for taking notes)

As our party approached the mite's home, Artesia was suddenly also everywhere and nowhere. While Ser Garett recovered from his affliction in grand style. They approach a sycamore tree, Luka's hatred of tiny little guys allowing him to find the entrance immediately. The tunnels are small, forcing a brief camp outside to allow for preparation of spells. A hunter passed by the camp in the night without waking anyone.

They awake the next day and find the remnants of a battle between mites and kobold. Yi and Luka are hit with a reduce person, they climb down roots that Vizma wisely decides to simply fall down. Guess what? Prank workshop! That's what the first room is anyway. Two mites appear and the party swiftly puts them down before they can raise the alarm.

The party opts to not try and climb another set of vines and instead heads into the centipede hatchery. They encounter one mite and three large centipedes. Nisha rushes forwards with the wand of burning hands but unfortunately the entire party forgets about DR. They manage to clean up some centipedes but the mite runs down the stairs. The party clears the way for Yi to give chase and launch himself down the stairs at the mite. Nabbing them just before they can raise the alarm. Vizma was poisoned in the fight, but shrugs it off.

They hear music from a room, and decide to bring the kings peace to them as well. The mites are relaxing, going on dates, involving themselves in literature and the fine arts. The party descends the staircase. Vizma hits them with a meaty entanglement that extends into the next room and hits the mite leader and the creatures in there too. Plus a giant tick known as Tickleback. The party slaughters the first room of mites. Ser Garett picks off the runners with his bow. As Yi grapples a creature, tickleback snacks upon his spine and deals hefty damage. Enraged, Yi drops his current grapple and grapples tickleback instead. The party promptly jumps the tick.

After the death of the tick, Grabbles, the mite war chief. Raises a horn to his lips and a giant fucking whiptail centipede answers the call. Grabbles mounts it and together they crawl across the ceiling to above Ser Garett. Yi genuinely just has a giant cock and grapples it while it's on the ceiling. Vizma hits Yi with a clutch heal. Yi fucking pins the centipede, what the fuck, that locks down the scary monster. It escapes and he just??? Grapples it again??? The life drains from Stitch's voice as their big monster is denied an attack again. Ser Garett finishes the centipede and is immediately trapped under the bulk of the creature alongside Yi.

After the death of the centipede the party cleans up the caverns and finds a map to the kobolds, they also discover the kobolds have svetlanas ring. They also find four kobolds tied up, three of which being dead. They find out the Kobolds name is Mikmek and Ser Garett gives him a CLW potion after asking how much hair the kobold thought he had. The kobold decides to squire for Ser Garett without consulting him about the matter.

They agree to follow the kobold back to its home to strike up diplomacy with the kobolds. There's a new kobold shaman in town who has purple scales and is so cool and sexy and usurped the leadership of the kobolds.